My names is Sawyer but I commonly go by Illume, Lyra, and Spoon online as well! This blog is the one I primarily use but several of my others are @starfieldsoup and @avixien . I’m queer and neurodivergent, and that’s as in-depth as I’ll get about that.
I use any and all pronouns/gendered terms but I have a preference towards gender neutral and masculine terms specifically.
I’m an artist and have a ko-fi if anyone is interested in checking out my stuff or supporting me! I also dabble in writing, and hope to someday finish a story should the motivation ever find me.
I generally reblog whatever makes me laugh or relates to a fandom I enjoy, and I apologize for the lack of tags as I tend to be scatterbrained and forget about them more often than not.
Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you have a spectacular day!
fck the fate of Faerun, no one touch my kiddos >:c
the what hamster
everyone asking for a barbershop in baldur’s gate (the city). no no no. Let Withers do your hair in camp. He already handles class changes. this is the most convenient way to do it.
“Thou hast come to me again. Yet thy look … Drab. Ill fitting. Harken, mortal one, wouldst thou given unto me two bits, and thou wouldst reap both shave and haircut.”
I hate the trope of “I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]” cause it’s boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going “hey I don’t wanna hit a kid that’s kinda fucked up” and the kid just obliterates them
“i refuse to hit a woman!” = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
“I refuse to hit a kid” = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it’s a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn’t want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he’s not bad for defending himself.
Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.
Mimbo Shrimbo
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you’re laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you’re laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
Plorn
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
oh???
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
bet this new egg is gonna be for the new players
never fucking mind
somethin about saying meow that just hits the spot…. its like my version of a cigarette
we as a community need to adopt this little egg i do not care if he is most likely going to try to imitate the other eggs for morally wrong federation gain they is my- NOOOOOOOO OUR SON D:
egg A1 death reactions (the little guy was so close💔)